Funny quotes on online dating

Discover thousands of images about Funny Dating Quotes on Pinterest, a visual bookmarking tool that helps you discover and save creative ideas. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn t rain. But I do know a woman who d be mad at me for saying that. A relationship requires a lot of work and commitment.

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. You can t stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it s the best thing in the world.

However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. If you don t have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don t go looking for someone. You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow.

I m older and wiser and I think I d make a great girlfriend. If there hadn t been women we d still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

There s only two people in your life you should lie to the police and your girlfriend.

I don t know the first real thing about the dating game.

I don t know how to talk to a specific person and connect.

I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general.

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don t love.

It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important. I read this thing that said when you are in a relationship with a woman, imagine how you would feel if you were her father. Everyone likes a good quote - don t forget to share.